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Gyossait
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2011
Just to let you know...
that you're game started on it's own when I was in a different tab and THAT"S F(_)CKING CREEPY!!!
o O
O < aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
CycloManiacs2
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 14, 2011
Cheats? Buttons? Asteroids? Fun Game?!?!?! ( D
After beating it except the "FINAL FUCKING LAIR..." scuse my pun but FUCK capitalizes the last lvl. To those who struggle with some of the lvls here's some advice:
Gravity Panda Level: steer to the ground hit it accelerate and super boost yourself. Then move your wheels to the next surface you're to hit. If it's the ceiling then accelerate by backing up. Blow the bikers out of the water with you're super speed!
Infinity Race with Princess Jennifer: This one is tricky and requires good jumping. Jennifer is top heavy and biffs it easy making this hard goal frustrating. Bite the bullet and do it. 2 important things to do is jump the "ravines" like Mario jumps mushrooms in the beginning part. Then stay steady not biffing it. There's a hard part in the middle where the ground "cuts" up several times. Jump these "cuts" and don't "die." Time your jumps at the end getting above the "cuts" and leap your way to victory : P
Sunny Heights goal: Race normally. The place to get "640" height is at the end. There is 2 "Bowls" back to back with the lip having a crater just above to smash your head. The second bowl you enter build up all your speed and "invert" your bike to hit the crater above. This gets your 640 height. Finish the race 9th and above and you're "Golden" ( D
M C Shrink: 10 seconds of invert time. Not bad, but. M C doesn't traverse "cuts" very well. For this do an invert when you have airtime moving forward. Don't do inverts when jumping the "cuts" get past those and stay with the group. Jump when you get to the hills and invert. You should have enough to complete it.
Coaster Booster: This one is a doosy. At the first jump do 3 backflips. Then chain 2 backflip jumps till the small jump: just 1 backflip is needed. A bit of luck is needed for this. You need to get boost 11 and it takes the whole lvl to do so. The biggest part is when you get to the big hills. They're long and you're not doing tricks while your boost time is going down. Do wheelies and hope the next boost lvl is close when you start on the big hill. At the "cut" don't jump or backflip. Move forward and get passed it. If you have air get your jump in. If you kept your chain together till the last big hill it should be easy to finish. Cheers : P
Some Secrets: In the upgrade room click the atomic barrel a few times for some fun ( D click to open the cupboard for 200 cash. Above the brain click the dot panel till they're all green. Then click the panel button above the atomic barrel to activate the electricity. Finally click the block panel next to the brain to switch it on. Click again to start a minigame to get The Prof. The "9" ball min-game was surprising and fun ( D In the home base look around. Bunch of buttons and "plug-ins" to activate : P
Astroid Game: Frustrating till... Till you know what to do... First of all click the outlet above the T.V. Turn on the T,V. and open cupboard to get your astroids game on. Not particularly in that order : P Your ultimate goal of reaching 15000 points lies in staying alive. Therefore: Don't die How do you do that? Easy. Focus on three things: 1. Hit the astroids closest to you. This gives you a "bubble" or space. 2 avoid the astroids you can't destroy. Self-explanatory. 3. This is twofold: Don't focus on destroying everything. Focus on destroying the big slice pizzas. And leave the small ones. The premise is to create a shit-storm of astroids then destroy everything that's near you. While you do that the stray bullets hit "everying elsewhere" while you protect yourself. 4 watch out for the space ship : P and 5. Corners/sides/bottom/top are a great place to be. The chances of you getting hit by a spawned pizza slice, it is certainly a "there's nothing I could do about it" experience, is smaller than trying to avoid the shit-storm somewhere in the middle. I played this game and got 15600 points. like woot yeah dawg! then I played it again, stuck to a corner defending myself, and got 19450 points! wHAo 1337 HaXxZORZ ZOMG!!
Happy Racin!
Pokemon Tower Defense
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 8, 2011
So I had to write a review after...
...your referance to Shanks losing an arm. Being it a hilarious One Piece joke ( D
10/10 Pokemon Tower Defense is the only tower defence... except for monkey balloon tower defense : P great game look forward to the updates and challanges btw? how the ell do you beat vermillion gym?
Recent Audio Reviews
S&K - Death Egg
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 14, 2012
The ending makes the whole song that much better. I like the change.
Yea, does in a way.
Thx for the response.
NP - Kayle, the Judicator
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2011
Dude..
Send this to the League of Legends people that look at stuff for their podcasts. I imagine they would accept it. 10/10 5/5 and it's a cool theme for Kayle. I like the viola ? LoL FTW Vayne for life : P
Sent it in :D Ty for the review!
Song of Storms remix
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 26, 2009
This is very good.
This Song of Storms remix is by far the best. The slow progression of piano working its way into the song faster and faster takes the listener with it and straight into the meat of the song. Very well done!
Recent Art Reviews
It's coming
Rated 5 / 5 stars Aug 16, 2011
wow!
Futa doesn't get to me as something hot but this. . . Is smokin hot!
The lewd precum dripping off the erroneously to big cock to the red nipples and blush. Coupled with the unzipped jacket and panties it's like the lust has won her over. Now she can't do anything but satisfy her new friend : P or maybe not a 'new friend' : O
Falcon Sentry
Rated 4 / 5 stars May 7, 2010
umm...
I thought this would be cool until I saw the binoculars... I mean if he's a falcon then then he has the best eyesight and would never use binocs. Still, my gripes aside, this is a good work of art.8/10 4/5
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2011
OH YEAH ( D
Vegeta?!?! O . o
Jyes?
What does the scouter say about his ERRROORWOROHROAROOOOR...level?
IT'S OVER 9000!!!
... ):
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 10, 2011
That was TITS straight UP!
You single handedly... or multi handedly created a star of the gamer! ! !
Congratz z z z <==== I like to sleep on my "Z"s ( D
You made my day!
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 30, 2009
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That was incredible!